catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN